Mavis Beacon To Pose For Men's Magazine

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LOS ANGELES, CA. -- World-renowned typing instructor Mavis Beacon announced today that she will be posing for Playboy magazine.

"I've been on top of the typing world for well over twenty years now," said Beacon. "It's time I started to explore other opportunities."

"I love Mavis and we can't wait to work with her," remarked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. "Just look at her, she looks the same now as she did in the 80s. She's a classy lady, so it is only proper that she align herself with the publication that people equate with class. Also, we are very honored to help her promote her new typing product."

"That's my new one-handed typing instructional software," added Beacon. "We've had a lot of demand in recent years for this. I'm not quite sure why that is, but Hugh has promised to fill me in at an upcoming meeting."