Drummer's Arm Rejoins Def Leppard

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SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND -- Rock band Def Leppard released a statement today announcing they have reunited with drummer Rick Allen's Left Arm.

"I exited the band at the end of 1984 to pursue a solo career," wrote Left Arm. "I just couldn't handle the fame and needed a better outlet to express my creative side. The media and radio ignored my solo work, but the true reward was getting to perform in front of my dedicated fans in an intimate setting. Now that I've accomplished those goals, it's time to get back to rocking arenas."

"The band has managed to carry on just fine since Left Arm's departure," the statement quotes Right Arm. "However, I can't deny that it has been a bit of a challenge and Lefty has been one of my mates since I was born. So I welcome Left Arm back with open arm."

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