Jets Cheerleaders Guilty Of Brady Butt Cam

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NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has come to the conclusion that the New York Jets cheerleading squad violated league rules when they used a camera to tape Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's posterior region, the league announced today.

"We are going to probe these cheerleaders to ascertain just how deep this scandal is," stated Goodell. "This is a serious offense and we are going to fully get to the bottom of it. I will personally make sure all involved are properly punished."

"I don't look at cheerleaders," Brady told the media. "But I must say that I had a feeling that the old gluteus maximus trick was going on. I feel violated."

"We are going to refrain from commenting on the issue until we've viewed every possible piece of footage of our cheerleading squad," stated Jets head coach Eric Mangine, speaking on behalf of the Jets organization. "We've got a lot of hard work ahead of us."