Whether Or Not I'm Engaging In Copulation With Tracy Chapman Is A Private Matter -- by Dale Earnhardt Jr.

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Whether Or Not I'm Engaging In Copulation With Tracy Chapman Is A Private Matter -- guest column by Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Some of you know me as a famous race car driver. Increasingly, some of you know me from being identified in the tabloids as singer-songwriter Tracy Chapman's significant other. I'm here to set the record straight. My racing life is public. My personal relationships are just that - personal. There is absolutely no reason for me to confirm or deny any speculative stories from the media.

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I love all my fans, but please, I want you all to respect my privacy. I like most of Tracy's fans, also. Some of them are weird hippies and smell worse than the hog farms in North Carolina, but that's OK. I want to take this time to also ask them to show respect.

The media and paparazzi have overstepped their bounds one too many times already. Mess with me again and you might get a southern-style beatdown. I may or may not travel with Tracy Chapman, but just be aware that getting a guitar smashed over your head is theoretically possible.

Pat O'Brien - go visit Anna Nicole's grave or something, just leave me alone. Perez Hilton - stay out of my bedroom, you freak. The rest of you know who you are. This is your final warning to back off.

Thank you all for hearing me out on this issue.