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MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN -- The overriding theme from this year's Pabst Blue Ribbon Convention was an increased demand for respect.
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"1893, 1893! That's 114 years since we've been named the best beer in America," shouted convention President Kevin Jackson. "We're named after the freaking blue ribbon! There is only one possible reason why we haven't won since 1893 and that is a vast conspiracy by the brewing industry."

"People think it was tough for Red Sox fans to wait 86 years to win another championship," said convention attendee James Kidman. "That's nothing, man. My dedication to P.B.R. has brought me years of misery. We're not going to take it anymore!"

"I don't know where I am," remarked an unidentified attendee. "Really, where am I? Someone get me another beer."



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